HRG Monetization Plan (immediately effective)
Apr 1, 2023 16:39:58 GMT -5
Post by Ex on Apr 1, 2023 16:39:58 GMT -5
I think the "Hardcore Retro Gaming" thing has just about run its course. Time to transition the forums over to "Hardcore Ad-Supported Mobile Gaming with Micro Transactions". What say you Ex ? Gotta seize upon that cultural zeitgeist while its sizzling hot, baby!
Here's the HRG monetization plan going forward...
HRG Complimentary Pass FREE:
Able to access Forum Information section only.
HRG Bronze Pass $10 per year:
As above, plus able to access Modern Gaming section.
HRG Silver Pass $20 per year:
As above, plus able to access Off-Topic section.
HRG Gold Pass $50 per year:
As above, plus able to access Retro Gaming section, sans Club Retro.
HRG Platinum Pass $100 per year:
As above, plus able to access the Club Retro section.
HRG DLC#1 $25 one time purchase:
You no longer have to see Proboard's Ads.
HRG DLC#2 $25 one time purchase:
HRG DLC#2 $25 one time purchase:
You can see the forum with the original grey theme (default will now be pink).
HRG DLC#3 $1000 one time purchase:
You will no longer see Ex's posts!
HRG Physical Merch:
"toei says... METROID SUCKS!" T-Shirt size large $15.00, extra large $18.00
Simple Man™ branded unitard (available in cyan only - one size fits most) $19.95
Simple Man™ branded unitard (available in cyan only - one size fits most) $19.95
"REAL MEN DON'T USE STRATEGY GUIDES OR WALKTHROUGHS" neon green bumper sticker $4.95
"Virtual Boy did nothing wrong." iron-on patch $7.00
King's Field logo waffle stamper - aluminum $12.00, stainless steel $23.00
"I beat Dark Souls legit, but Ex doesn't believe me, because he's an insecure babby boy." billboard sign $495.00
Cheetos colored controller skin (hides Cheetos stains/crumbs) - only available for Intellivision controllers currently $3.95
King's Field logo waffle stamper - aluminum $12.00, stainless steel $23.00
"I beat Dark Souls legit, but Ex doesn't believe me, because he's an insecure babby boy." billboard sign $495.00
Cheetos colored controller skin (hides Cheetos stains/crumbs) - only available for Intellivision controllers currently $3.95
This monetization plan is mandatory and begins at 12:00AM EST.
Payment details to be provided.
Payment details to be provided.